Surprises at a Village Surprise Party – A Conversation

Recently at a surprise party in Lucky Strike I sat next to Dan (fictional name) as we awaited the birthday boy, or man rather, underneath Almonds (‘Hallmonds’) trees in the pitch dark. First of all, I had no idea a surprise party was even attemptable in a village that, as Doc Hollywood would say, “Knows the color of your shit before you leave the woods.” Dan by this time at night, or possibly even by 9 A.M, was far wasted and thirsting for conversation. The proceeding randomness is as follows:

DAN: White Jerry!
WHITE JERRY: Good night Dan.
D: Hey what do you call a, what you call, well she is not lesbian.
D: Ahhhhhh, she is not lesbian but ehmmmmmmmm
D: She she she got, she got ehmmm balls, a cock, and ahh you know, a hole.
WJ: Hermaphrodite?
D: Yeah, that’s it. I try to tell these young guys in the village. They don’t believe me.
WJ: Well they should. They certainly exist.
D: I’ve done four, ehhm five of them.
WJ: (flabbergasted) Jesus, really…?
D: Yyyyyyeah.
D: Why is Jesus white?
WJ: I don’t think he is. He is probably a light brown skin since he came from the Middle East.
D: Jerry, you are white but we are brothers.
WJ: Sure.
D: We all come from Adam and Eve. What do you think about Adam and Eve, Jerry?
WJ: That it is a made up story.
D: Jerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry?!!!!
WJ: What.
D: Jerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry!!!
WJ: Ha, what.
D: Come on Jerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!

ALL: SURPRISE!!!!!!